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mamalaz:

mamalaz:

Fresh Prince of Asgard

Yeah, so that moment Thor is narrating and looking back at how he got in this situation? It kind of reminded me of another prince.

(Unmute to hear)

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flip-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, it’s a bit of a shock,
I’ll tell you how I ended up in Thor Ragnarok

In Norse mythology, where my legend begins, 
In battle is how I got most of my wins,
Killing Frost Giants with the Warriors Three 
And making sure Midgard was safe from Loki,

When a woman called Hela who was up to no good,
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
She broke my hammer and evilly said, 
“Goodbye motherfuckers. Asgard is dead.”

I landed in a junkyard, confused and upset,
Before weird-arse aliens threw me in a net.
If anything I would say this day really blew,
But no time to complain, it’s on to act two!

I rocked into the arena with my snazzy new hair
And I yell to the crowd “That’s my colleague over there!”
I look at his expression and I’m totally screwed, 
As I’m about to get mauled by my favourite green dude