euphrasiefauchelevent:

pkmndaisuki:

princeloki:

so id like to tell you something, like, in the context of cryptid sightings

specifically, id like to tell you some things about cattle

  • they dont look like they move fast, but, in fact, they do. they move very fast, and theyre capable of doing so quietly
  • if a cow is black and has white spots, or if it is white and has black spots, both the white and black bits come together in the approximate shape of a cow
  • but in the dark, you cant see the black parts, and the white parts do NOT, form the approximate shape of a cow

what im saying is that i have at certain times been walking in the fields on a night with low visibility and i have, at certain times, seen an indistinct white shape zoom past me, and i am at least 95% sure it was a cow. and that if you see a white shape zoom past you in a field at night, it is also probably at least 95% of a cow

@queerpyracy

my name is cow
and wen its nite
and yu in fere
a cryptid site
be not afraide –
in mothmans sted
its only me

in serch of bred

thewinterotter:

thebibliosphere:

thejollywriter:

naamahdarling:

darkersolstice:

xissi-sunde:

keelime-pies:

dusksingers:

mousezilla:

emotionalmorphine:

There needs to be more male belly dancers. This is extraordinary.

If you wanted to see the performance these gifs are from: 

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I need to hunt down that song. 

For you dancing cats, have a little inspiration. 

I need ten.

@zevet-xiv I feel like you’d appreciate this 💕

@we-aredancer

I used to do ME dance.

I have never in my life seen anything like that armwork.

He moves like smoke, or ink in water.  Holy shit.  

That is the most refined upper body work I’ve ever seen.

@thebibliosphere i’m sure this fits into the purview of research, somewhere, surely. 

You’re god damn right it is.

I’m not sure if that source info isn’t working for everyone or if it’s just me, but just in case, here’s the source video.