Anyone want to write the poem that begins:
My name’s Valjean…
And ends with:
I steal the bred.
?
My name’s Valjean;
I know this nite
(though candlestix
are gleeming brite)
my sister’s childe
might soon be ded.
I cannot wait –
I steal the bred.
My name’s Javert
I gard the law.
You rob’d a house
That’s wat I saw.
Fiv years wer owed
Until you fled
Nineteen all told –
You stole the bred!He was my guessed
At Bishop’s haus
And early left
(silent as maus)
But slipped his mind
on leaving quik;
forgot the best –
so take these stix!My name’s Fantine
The nite is cold
To save my childe
Myself I’ve sold
All of ten francs
Is wat they sed
What can I do? –
I shav my hed.I am Valjean
And none shall herm
Yur yung Cosette:
I keep her warm.
So sleep, Fantine
And she’ll be ther
when yu awake.
Here comes Javert!Our nam, monsieur?
Thenardier!
For our gud dede
What will you pay?
5000 francs –
You get the gist –
And dear Colette
(:: elbows :: Cosette)
Will not be mistOh come now, you can’t skip my favorite song.
Wen yung I’d dreme
I’d meet a prinz
(but have you seen
wuttz happend sinze?)
He ain’t Voltaire;
this shitty louse
is master now
of publik howse.I am Javert
My way’s the Lord
For thos who fall
The flam, the sord!
Let me see him
Saf behind bars.
There’s no escap –
I swer by stars.The peepul sing
like angry men;
they will not be
those slayves agin.
there beeting hearts
like noisy drums –
there life restarts.
tomorrow comes!Dont you fret
I feel no Payne
And won’t be hert
By falling rayne.Pleese don’t die
Deer God above
I heel your wounds
With wourds of lov.You keep me safe
That’s wat you sed
But looke monsieur –
‘Ponine is ded.My nayme’s Gavroche
And tho I mite
Be just a pup
I’ve stille got bite!
I’ll clymb over
The barricayde
And help my frends
Before I’m slayed.