Bless this O Lord that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy.” And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the l

powerfulweak:

mittensmorgul:

k-vichan:

spadeart:

k-vichan:

IT’S A HOLY HAND GRENADE

Three shall be the number thou shalt count…

…and the number of the counting shall be three.

ONE. TWO. FIVE… I MEAN THREE.

Five is right out!

Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe…