IT’S OCTOBER WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE?

WHY IS MY SCALP ITCHING SO MUCH?

HOW CAN TWO 10 POUND CREATURES TAKE UP MORE THAN HALF OF THE BED?

SERIOUSLY, YOU WANT TO CUDDLE NOW?

WHAT THE HELL IS MY NEIGHBOR DOING UPSTAIRS THAT REQUIRES SHOES AT 2 O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING?

WHY AM I NOT ASLEEP?