I don’t think there’s an applause gif big enough to properly convey my reaction to this.
Also, I love that if anyone tries to say that you’re just “another hack fic writer with no ideas of her own who is jealous of the “real” writers out there”, they could quite literally be crushed under your catalog of award-winning original writing as a response. They can’t dismiss your stance on this topic the way they do to so many unpublished / fanfic writers because you’ve already met all of the standards that they insist someone has before they’ll accept their opinion as worth listening to.
Right?
“Well, fanfic authors never win awards, so–” “WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD MY HUGO.” “That’s basically, it’s, you know, the People’s Choice, so–” “LOOK AT MY NEBULA.” “That’s a science fiction award, it doesn’t really–” “LOOK I’VE WON THE ALEX.” “…” “IT’S GIVEN BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO GIVE THE NEWBURY.” “…” “I’M THE FIRST PERSON TO WIN IT TWICE IN A ROW.” “…well you wrote porn.” “GOSH I SURE DID.”
It’s
almost hard to get perspective on how important this is, because it’s
genuinely unprecedented. But it’s a big fucking deal and you need
to know where things are.
The
DOJ made a lot of extra work for itself with this decision, because
now they have to set up a second team to go through all the documents
and separate privileged communication and evidence of a crime.
Cohen’s lawyers will challenge it in court. Whatever
they have is worth the
headache.
To
get the warrant,
the feds had to convince a judge that it was more likely than not
that Cohen’s home and office had specific
evidence of a criminal
conspiracy between Cohen and his client.
Getting
Cohen’s documents in
surprise raids,
rather than by
subpoena, means they could show that he would probably obstruct
justice otherwise.
For
reasons we don’t know yet, the search wasn’t actually carried out
by special prosecutor Mueller’s team. Mueller’s office found
evidence against Cohen and took it to their boss Deputy Attorney
General Rosenstein, who decided
that the case should go through the federal prosecutor in Manhattan.
That suggests most of what
they found isn’t strictly about Russian election interference, but
is still serious enough to pursue. Critically, this
takes things even further out of Trump’s hands.
Even if he tries to go
nuclear on the special prosecutor’s office, he can’t
make the Southern District of New York go away.
We
don’t know what’s next. But things can happen very quickly. Pay
attention.
What
you can do:
Even
though it won’t save him anymore, Trump may still lash out and try
to get rid of the special prosecutor. We can’t let that happen.
Mueller’s office is pretty much the only one trying to get to the
bottom of Russian interference in the 2016 election. More broadly,
though, Trump firing someone appointed specifically to investigate
him would basically be him saying he’s above the law. MoveOn has
rapid response protests planned all over the country to protect
Mueller’s job.
Call
your representatives in Congress and tell them to vote for
legislation protecting the special prosecutor’s office. You don’t
need to know the nuances of a specific bill or anything. Call their
office and say “My name is [x] and I am your constituent. I expect
you to pass legislation protecting Special Prosecutor Robert
Mueller.” Then repeat for your senators.
Reading
and posting online doesn’t usually count as Doing A Thing. Right
now, though, it does. Understanding where we are and helping to make
other people aware are really important steps that we all need to
take.
Tumblr just passed a new law. No more discourse unless you list your references with MLA citation
Shut the fuck up
Your Face, and Your Mother. The Fuck Up. Shut: Scholastic, 2017. Print.
Okay, so…
This is an MLA citation of a book called “The Fuck Up” published in the small town of Shut printed by the children’s book company Scholastic within the last month and a half by a fellow name “and Your Mother Your Face”
REFERENCES
“MLA 7 Quick Guide: The Basics” EasyBib. Web. 14 Feb 2017
Why are you guys even using MLA, if you’re old enough to know what you’re talking about you should be using APA or Chicago
It doesn’t matter what format you use (unless the journal you’re submitting to has a particular style guide), butremember to be internally consistent! Don’t Shut the Fuck Up in Chicago, Get Fucked in MLA, and then Mind Your Own Fucking Business in APA. The important thing is for your readers to be able to go fuck themselves easily without having to ask the author directly for more information as to the location of their orifices. Happy citing!
The had me at “why are you guys even using MLA, if you’re old enough to know what you’re talking about you should be using APA or Chicago.“
I got to Oklahoma about six hours ago after many hours on the road, so my memory of this news item is a bit fuzzy, but here goes.
Oklahoma City isn’t that far from any part of the state, so teachers (including a couple of my relatives) are literally commuting to and from the state house every day. There was an estimated 36,000 teachers on the grounds yesterday. For reference, in 2013 there were about 40,000 teachers in the entire state.
Teachers are coming by the bus load. Today I heard three really awesome things. First, some Tulsa teachers (Tulsa being the other big city in the state) are traveling down in busses provided by the Cherokee nation (here’s where the fuzzy memory kicks in, I might have the wrong nation in my head, as it was a blip on the news). I don’t know if any other civil government groups are providing logistical support but I was really happy to hear that assistance was coming from tribal leaders.
Other thing? The state house is under construction right now but steel workers were standing outside, refusing to cross picket lines.
They’ve also been getting advice from West Virginia teachers on maintaining public support (evidently goodwill dried up when athletics got affected in WV, so they’re keeping varsity athletics and events like the state science fair running), and they’ve been passing along advice to Arizona teachers too.
Solidarity, my friends.
OH! Thing I forgot! (Seriously, it’s been a long day.)
Many Oklahoma tribes own casinos, and they’ve been wanting to add roulette and craps games for some time. They’ve tied this to the teachers, as the bulk of the revenue the state gets from it would go to education.
STORIES THAT WERE TOLD BY PEOPLE SPEAKING LANGUAGES WE NO LONGER KNOW
STORIES TOLD BY PEOPLE LOST TO THE VOID OF TIME
STORIES
GUYS LOOK AT THIS
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
GUYYYYYSSSS
“Here’s how it worked: Fairy tales are transmitted through language, and the shoots and branches of the Indo-European language tree are well-defined, so the scientists could trace a tale’s history back up the tree—and thus back in time. If both Slavic languages and Celtic languages had a version of Jack and the Beanstalk (and the analysis revealed they might), for example, chances are the story can be traced back to the “last common ancestor.” That would be the Proto-Western-Indo-Europeans from whom both lineages split at least 6800 years ago. The approach mirrors how an evolutionary biologist might conclude that two species came from a common ancestor if their genes both contain the same mutation not found in other modern animals.”
NBC presented a live theater version of Jesus Christ Superstar yesterday. They’ve got full songs posted on their youtube channel. Definitely worth watching.
But if you watch nothing else, watch the clips with Brandon Victor Dixon as Judas. He blew everyone else off the stage.