You should not fuck with Representative John Lewis. You should not even begin to contemplate the process of how you might fuck with Representative John Lewis. He is the admiral of Not Today, Satan. He is the general of Not Fucking Having It.

You may disagree with Representative John Lewis. In Georgia, you may vote against him. You can send angry letters to his office. But do not fuck with Representative John Lewis. He has seen worse than whatever you have to give him, and he has handled it better than you could possibly ever begin to. Since 1959, he has stood up for his beliefs, and he has faced abuse and prison and beatings and violence for it, and not once has he ever backed down. And he is not about to start now.

Do not fuck with Representative John Lewis. He is not here for your shit. (via wilwheaton)

Reblog this if you’re older than Google.

drst:

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11-11-1992:

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grrrbarrowman:

It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

Oh shit *raises hand quickly*

I’m older than google.

Literally by 2 days

Yooooo I’m older than google

Explains why it took me so long to find myself

I’m older than google by 3 years. 

Wow. 

6years older than google and i remember it being new

Dude, I’ve used card catalogs? And kind of miss it? I mean, they taught us the Dewey decimal system in second grade.

LOL I already had my first Master’s degree by then.

Ha!  I finished my doctorate before this.  And before Google Scholar, searchable electronic databases, and whatever that program is that collects references in APA format (fuck you very much).  Why yes, I still get twitchy under florescent lighting and hoard my change.  Thank you for asking. 

BUT, at least I didn’t have to write my dissertation on a 1940s Royal manual typewriter like my father.  

He’s in his 80s and still has nightmares about dropping his briefcase with the only copy of his dissertation into the Iowa River on his way to class.  

Okay so I don’t know if ya’ll know about this

matchgirl42:

There’s a natural salt water fountain out in Oregon, at Cape Perpetua.

It’s powered by the waves as they come into the shore

It is said to be at it’s most spectacular during high tide and winter storms, the time when it’s also at it’s most dangerous

If you’re not careful you can get sucked in, the best guess is that the well is about 20 feet deep or so.

And it is said that anyone who does get sucked into it would never survive.

But people still brave it to take incredibly beautiful pictures.

And it’s name?  Well that’s the best part. 

It’s name is Thor’s Well.