A message to my doomed colleagues in the American media

wilwheaton:

You’re Always Losing. This man owns you. He understands perfectly well that he is the news. You can’t ignore him. You’re always playing by his rules — which he can change at any time without any notice. You can’t — in Putin’s case — campaign to vote him out of office. Your readership is dwindling because ad budgets are shrinking — while his ratings are soaring, and if you want to keep your publication afloat, you’ll have to report on everything that man says as soon as he says it, without any analysis or fact-checking, because 1) his fans will not care if he lies to their faces; 2) while you’re busy picking his lies apart, he’ll spit out another mountain of bullshit and you’ll be buried under it.

I keep hoping that there are enough real journalists (and by that I mean people who want to get to the Truth of things and bring that Truth to the American people) who take their jobs seriously, who don’t care primarily about ratings and accolades, who will band together and take on Trump in the adversarial way the press has always supposed to take on the president. I hope that this group of people exists, and that they’ll work together for the greater good of our nation to stand up to Trump, hold him and his administration accountable, and refuse to let him control them.

It’s faint hope, it’s small hope, but it’s hope.

A message to my doomed colleagues in the American media

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

larinah:

One of the main things that strikes me about “Mad Men” is how the issues of smoking and marketing and corporate greed run through the entire series with the lesson that it is the buyer who should beware.  Our first clue is a cigarette in Don’s outstretched hand in the opening credits as life scrolls by before him. 

The pilot episode is titled “Smoke Gets in Your Eyes”.  In that episode, Don is working on his account for Lucky Strikes and has a conversation with a waiter in which they discuss the news in Reader’s Digest that smoking is bad for you.  Don and the waiter dismiss this, but the waiter says his wife is concerned.  “Ladies love their magazines”, they both agree.

In the final episode, “Person to Person”, Don and his ex-wife, Betty, discuss what will happen to their children now that Betty has been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer.  In our final shot of Betty, we see their oldest child doing the dishes while her mother sits at the table smoking.  Despite also smoking throughout the series, it’s not Don but his wife who will die.  And, it is evident that the children will be called on to clean up the messes their parents left behind.  As the marketing tool for corporate greed throughout the series, Don’s dismissal of the article in Reader’s Digest in the first episode has led to the imminent death of his wife and the mother of his children in the final episode.

Here in 2017, I keep seeing comparisons of how Big Sugar took a page from Big Tobacco’s marketing strategy to convince us all that sugar wasn’t so bad for us, and each time it makes me think back to the final scene of “Mad Men”.

Betty Draper’s story is going to end in death caused by smoking.  Big Tobacco plays an important part throughout the series, but in the end, it does appear that the smoke has finally cleared from Don’s eyes as he sits there meditating on the new day.

How does Don Draper’s story end?  He’s going to offer the world a sugar-laden Coke.