On today’s episode of “Kylia has good bad ideas”: a parody of the Gaston song centered around the line “Noooooooooo ooooone broods like Angel”
No one broods like Angel
Has big moods like Angel
No one’s soul’s as incredibly good as Angel’s
For there’s no vamp in town half as guilty
As you see he’s got manpain to spare
He won’t eat – not ice cream nor gefilte
And every last shirt he owns? Made out of hair!