Just as the phrase “what the entire fuck” implies the existence of fractional fucks, the phrase “what the absolute fuck” implies the existence of both positive and negative fucks (or else there would be no need for an absolute value operation). Taken together with the phrase “what the actual fuck” (which implies the existence of imaginary fucks), we may thus conclude that fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.
Technically, we can only conclude that “a fuck” is an element of some norm space over a field containing fractional values; the space being isomorphic to ℂ is a substantially stronger claim.
It also implies that fucks are measurable. This implies the existence of a fornicometer.
If fucks are quantifiable, they exist in a state of being unknown before being observed. Does this mean, then, that if your name happens to be Schrodinger, you can both give and not give a fuck at the same time? Discuss.
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