Me: Is the shuttle coming? How long have I been waiting? Is that too long? Have I missed the shuttle? It’s not here yet, I bet they changed the schedule. And didn’t tell anybody. Cuz they do that sometimes. Remember that time you waited 45 minutes and the shuttle never came cuz it was canceled? It shouldn’t be here yet, should it? Damn, I shouldn’t have stopped to turn the dishwasher on. I bet I’ve missed it.

Also me: You do realize that you are currently sitting in the shuttle and are halfway to work right now, right?

Me: Cool, cool. Yeah, okay. But, get this, what if, like, I delayed too long getting out the door and actually missed the shuttle? See? Right?