So this
very nice lady who is a donor to the organization where I work sent us a ‘non-attending’
contribution in support of our upcoming event and since she’s in her 70s and
she’s been attending this event for the last 30 years I called her to check in,
and she can’t come this year because she participated in an anti-Trump Thriller
flash mob where all the zombies were carrying protest signs and she tripped
over her sign and broke her pelvis. I am so proud and so inspired and also will
heed this cautionary tale and try to gird my pelvis when i’m 76 and sticking it to
the man.