tiltedsyllogism:

my name is Dick

and wen its nite,

I byde outte doors

and crey “I’m wite!”

But odder menn

hwa nae accorde

doth land a dynt

upon myn gourde.

Myn mouth agaype –

for aye, it hurt!

Myn toung lolle outte.

I lik the dirt.