@the-megalosaurus replied to your post: Dear World, I am both pleased and anxious to…
careful or you’ll be living hitchcock’s The Birds but with turkeys
Turkeys seem to be peaceable creatures. It’s the flocks of geese by the river that worry me. And there is a growing population of swans. White feathers, black hearts.
This is a work of genius and terror. *looks nervously out window at dark outlines of roosting turkeys*
Turkeys seem to be peaceable creatures.
You obviously haven’t heard the story of The Man Who Shot Tom the Turkey: A Murder Most Fowl. (Start at 12:59)
Hearseeno 