Reblog this if you’re older than Google.

drst:

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11-11-1992:

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grrrbarrowman:

It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

Oh shit *raises hand quickly*

I’m older than google.

Literally by 2 days

Yooooo I’m older than google

Explains why it took me so long to find myself

I’m older than google by 3 years. 

Wow. 

6years older than google and i remember it being new

Dude, I’ve used card catalogs? And kind of miss it? I mean, they taught us the Dewey decimal system in second grade.

LOL I already had my first Master’s degree by then.

Ha!  I finished my doctorate before this.  And before Google Scholar, searchable electronic databases, and whatever that program is that collects references in APA format (fuck you very much).  Why yes, I still get twitchy under florescent lighting and hoard my change.  Thank you for asking. 

BUT, at least I didn’t have to write my dissertation on a 1940s Royal manual typewriter like my father.  

He’s in his 80s and still has nightmares about dropping his briefcase with the only copy of his dissertation into the Iowa River on his way to class.