QUESTION FOR MY OLDER FOLLOWERS: how old do u need to get before u can grate something without also grating ur fingers?
The answer is also not 27.
Yeah, I’m gonna add another decade onto that, sorry.
yeah I don’t grate. It scares me.
The answer, young grasshopper, is to purchase a food processor.
I can also recommend kevlar gloves (they’re great for mandoline slicers, too! Take it from someone with 9.5 fingerprints)
I think that the ability to grate a food, without adding a bit of yourself into the final product, is the function of a U-shaped curve. Perhaps not so existent when you’re younger and you haven’t accumulated the wisdom of scarred knuckles. And perhaps not so much when you’re wisdom is failed by your dimming eyesight and poor ability to manage more than one thought at a time. I’ll leave you to guess on which end I am currently sliding down rapidly.
Hearseeno 