TUMBLR NERDS I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU

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HERE ARE THE STEPS:
1 – TAKE YOUR OLDEST FANDOM you know the one, that first thing you made art or wrote fic for, where you made all those really weird over the top OCs because you didn’t know any better
2 – TAKE YOUR NEWEST FANDOM yeah, that thing that you love and can’t stop thinking about right now
3- SMASH THEM TOGETHER like freakin’ conceptual play-doh
4 – MAKE SOMETHIN’ OUT OF IT make fic! art! a song! whatever!

HERE ARE THE RULES:

1- HAVE FUN WITH IT
2- THERE ARE NO RULES THIS IS CROSSOVER TOWN AND WE’VE STOPPED THE CAR IS GONE YOUR ROOM IS BOOKED AT THE OLD-TIMEY NERD MOTEL IT’S TIME TO DO SOMETHING STUPID

Michael Jones would be a firebender. Of this I am sure.

Saitama and Genos would be an AWESOME Starship Captain and XO. Saitama would be XO though, and Genos would be constantly trying to get him to be Captain, but Saitama just wants to run around the galaxy. It’d be awesome.

Lord of the Rings + One Punch Man

X/1999 and Miraculous Ladybug

Star wars x Macross

Silent Hill x The Witcher

Warrior Cats + Undertale

that… could actually work.

I don’t even know what the Avengers would do in Rainbow Land

The day the Chitauri invaded was the happiest day of Fox Mulder’s life. 

Nita and Kit meet Toby Daye.

The Lord of the Rings + Undertale, featuring Frodo as Frisk and Faramir as…Undyne, probably, which is beautiful but also kind of strange.

Not sure about other characters. More thought would have to be put into that.

You know, Marvel’s Angela would fit pretty darned well into the The Wheel of Time. I’m gonna have to think on this.

B’cky and R’gers were Weyrmates in the last Pass. R’gers vanished Between and was believed dead; B’cky lost his dragon and went mad, but came forward in time with Lessa, and is now used as a ‘goon squad’ by his former Weyrleader. Imagine everyone’s surprise when R’gers and his dragon appear out of nowhere and swears allegiance to Benden… (clearly the five minutes I spent thinking about this was both too long and not long enough?)

Excellent!  I want!

Hmmm.  Okay.

The Starship Enterprise slingshots around the sun yet one more time, landing in a cornfield in Iowa in early 2016.  

They’ve arrived just in time to kidnap Donald Trump before the Iowa caucuses.  Mr Trump, much to Dean and Sam Winchester’s surprise, is not the last remaining Leviathan impersonating yet another high powered, self-involved entrepreneur, but is actually a member of the Q-collective conducting a social experiment in old 21st century Earth.  

Highlights include:

Lt. Uhura meets Beyonce and together they lead a Black Lives Matter protest.

Dean Winchester is both impressed and appalled at Captain Kirk’s philandering.  

Castiel reluctantly renders an opinion on the question of how many angels can dance upon the end of a pin and Mssrs Sulu and Chekov actually comprehend the answer.

Commander Scott falls in love with the Impala.  (Och! She’s beauty, that one.)

Mr. Spock finds Sam Winchester’s record keeping …. “Fascinating.”

In answer to Captain Kirk’s command to discover Crowley’s weaknesses so they can restrain him,  Dr. McCoy blurts, “Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not an exorcist.” 

The story ends with Kirk and crew returned to the bridge.  The camera zooms in close upon Kirk’s visage in profile.  He has given the command to Sulu, but his head is tilted just so as he looks out over the Iowa cornfields.  He is James T Kirk.  He is a Deep Thinker and Leader of Men, and his face is grave with both nostalgia and deep satisfaction with himself as he murmurs, “There’s no place like home.  There’s no place like home.”

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